Stereotype jokes
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?