Stereotype jokes
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.