Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
