Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
I hate autistic people.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
