Stereotype jokes
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
Mexican Comedy Week
Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
What is a Jamaican's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.