What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.