How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
whats the difference between a gay man and a freezer. a freezer doesnt scream when you put meat inside it
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What do you call a A gay Drive-by A fruit roll up
what do you call a mexican with one leg? Border hopper
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? A field of cotton waiting to be picked to be picked
What is the difference between white people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
What does a white person say when there Surrounded by black guys? "hey who turned the lights out?!"
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest, after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish? Jewfish.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
