Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
