What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What are the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
i hate it when people think im a boy because i have short hair i mean im gay what do you expect
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
