New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
I hope Death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
