A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
