Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definately not an accident.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
