How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Stereotype Jokes
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
