Stereotype jokes
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.