Stereotype jokes
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
I hate autistic people.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.