What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
