Stereotype jokes
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
"Curry muncher!"
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.