I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
