If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
All Nepali love momos.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
