Stereotype jokes
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.