Stereotype jokes
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.