Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Stereotype Jokes
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so fat, cow!
