It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Stereotype Jokes
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Boomer.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
Ur mom fat lol.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Dario is gay.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
