Stereotype jokes
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.