Stereotype jokes
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Marcus is gay.
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.