Stephen Hawking jokes
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.