Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking Jokes

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."