Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died? Windown Shut Down
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walke- oh wait nevermind
