Shoe size jokes

"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?

It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.

The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.

The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?

White Vans.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.

Why do ballerinas wear tutus?

The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.