Shoe size jokes

The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is. The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.

What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?

It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.

"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks!

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 open the door.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.