Stephen Hawking's Shoe Size

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  • What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?

    It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, simpleton. You probably expected some high-IQ physics pun because it's about Hawking. But the punchline is just a cold, hard fact: he is paralyzed and can't walk, making shoe sizes completely irrelevant. You overthink things, which is wild because your brain clearly runs on dial-up.

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