Stephen Hawking jokes
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.