What was Stephen Hawkings favourite line in Rambo ? Don't push me.
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Stephen Hawking is to wheel chairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said...roll over...
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer he would roll with the punches.
For Sale. Wheel chair. One careful owner. No longer needed.
I can't walk, I can't talk but I can drive a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Knock knock. Who's there ? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie ?
What does E.T. stand for ? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for ? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for ? Shit happens.
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What colour is Stephen Hawkings house ? It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end you get space and he loved that.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
do you know steven is dead he doesent have a stone do you know how to find him a metal detector
Why havent they put stephen Hawking on charge yet?
what did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast his left sholder
I was bullying stephen hawkings, I told him why not stand up for yourself.
