Step jokes

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?

A: She kept stepping on a rake.

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.

Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)

3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)

Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.

So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.

The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

(Again, credits to my really funny friend)

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!

What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon.

"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.

"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"

My mom said don't fuck whores.

So I kicked my step sis out the house.

Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.