Step Jokes

little jonny bad ass was sitting on a porch one day and a preacher was in the house little jonny bad ass had to use the bathroom so he bangs on the door saying mom i half to use the bathroomn his mom ses wait so little jonny bad ass sow a hat on the step he lookes around and pulls his pants down and shits in the hat well a few later the preacher comes out and ses i see u have my hat well little jonny bad ass ses ya i cout the wolds fasts berd the preacher ses well let me see him little jonny bad ass ses no i dont know well the preacher ses ill put my handes by the hat you lift and ill cach him well little jonny bad ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapt his handes and little jonny bad ass ses now see the bird don shit and ran.

The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.

I wasn’t close to my dad when he died it’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine

A dad is in a weelchair and his dughter goes dont step on a crack

Me: *Calls friend* "Dude I just fell off a 50 foot ladder!" Friend: "Bro, you ok?!" Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

How to Make an Orphan cry Step 1 Talk about Home Step 2 Ask them where there parents are Step 3 Say Bye Bye and push them in the batmobile

well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire

Steps to win a nerf war Step 1. Take out nerf bullets Step 2. Load hollow points Step 3. Win

my step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work, I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital

What happens to freedom towers got hit they stepped in ground 0

Who said ' That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind ? Not Stephen Hawking.