Yo mama so smelly, whenever she steps outside she pollutes the air!
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much
my step sister is a big titty goth egg should I tap that?
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died it’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back,". The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking. The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says "step on a line and you break your father's spine,". The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE,". The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
How to get rich Step 1: tell an orphan he will get a family Step 2: knock out the orphan Step 3: cut open the open the orphan Step 4: well there organs Step 5: do it again And nobody will call the cops cus they got no family
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Steps to win a nerf war Step 1. Take out nerf bullets Step 2. Load hollow points Step 3. Win
my dad came out of my step sister's room as I came out of my step mum's room
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk i didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked upp
What happens to freedom towers got hit they stepped in ground 0
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
How to Make an Orphan cry Step 1 Talk about Home Step 2 Ask them where there parents are Step 3 Say Bye Bye and push them in the batmobile
my step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work, I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital
you mama so fat when she stepped on the skail it said one at a time
Yo mamma so fat when she steps on the scale it says, we want your weight not your phone number
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
