one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said damm
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro ๐ค 2. Sell Pernandes ๐ค 3. Sell Bencho ๐ค 4. Sell Trashford ๐ค 5. Terminate penaldo ๐ค 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal ๐
These came down deep from my heart donโt let me down again, please.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
" I walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me why you ask because the bug didn't know I was there."
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step Push em
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes In the ocean creates a tsunami
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE".
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds they're not stepping into my room.
if i stepped on a twix would you get mad?
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawkins house? cause hasnโt either.
On my 21st Birthday my mom told me I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child your going to to get something good and something you been looking forward to is what my mom said. Me my mom and my on;y friend celebrate my Birthday then we all went to sleep I woke up the next day I ask hey where my gift you said you got me. My mom said since your father left us you have have no father figure in your life. So this is your new step father the only thing it was my only friend.
your so fat when you step you break the galexy
What did Allan say to his Sister Bully when she stepped on his toe. Mitosis
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that your a MILF. My mom said what that I reply Mom I'd Like To Fuck. My mum started out to laugh then she told well new do need a new step dad.
