Step jokes
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.