Step jokes
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.