what is a orphans first step to the orphanage
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk i didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked upp
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What happens to freedom towers got hit they stepped in ground 0
Who said ' That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind ? Not Stephen Hawking.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Roses are red violets are blue tory shirts step in doodoo
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale. Lucky for me I'm only 210
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither as he.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
