Step Jokes

what is a orphans first step to the orphanage

my dad came out of my step sister's room as I came out of my step mum's room

My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee

(Again, credits to my really funny friend)

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither as he.

Its gonna take a step stool to get a blow

Q: what do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit

A: idk

where did the children go after he step on the land mine

there, there, over there, and over here to

So big that when you step you break the whole galaxy

Wheres is the candy Sir??? Over there. (kid steps in van) I don't see any candy.

What step did the dna not take in his math equation? He forgot to adenine!

Roses are red violets are blue tory shirts step in doodoo

A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment...

The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.

"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.

"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."

"How does it work?"

The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"

So many of these jokes are unoriginal and you guys need to step up your game.

so once upon a time there was a man who lived in his house with his wife

he got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him

not even 4 seconds later he came back inside panicking, saying "there's a rabbit with a gun outside!"

the wife replied "oh don't worry rabbits don't have guns they can't shoot people- you must be imagining things"

the man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again

so he stepped outside the front door and the rabbit shot him