Step jokes
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"