Step jokes

My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

(Again, credits to my really funny friend)

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"

Not Stephen Hawking.

Steps to win a Nerf war:

Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.

Step 2. Load hollow points.

Step 3. Win!

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!

TONIGHT

FOR FUN

YEAH YEAH YEAH

Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?

A: I don't know.

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.

What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?

He forgot to adenine!

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.