Step jokes
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.