Step jokes
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Memes
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.