Step jokes
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Memes
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.