When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
I'm hungry.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
My life...
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
