Start Jokes

I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said "My turn!".

whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

My friend had a drink called quick start so I said "that's a quick start to the morning".

I see that you start work at 9am. .but yo hairline starts at 9:15am.

When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?

You say "Tell me if you can hear me", then get in the trunk and start screaming.

"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"

2 urches LHAB

Thats what you do. And the ahteot09oe

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

why did the orange start blushing?......because it saw the salad dressing!

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Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.