Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" ššš
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldnāt support Windows.
Iāve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
Itās a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled āIbuprofenā though, and really, Iām starting to feel a little sick. The bottleās almost empty though, so itās time to get some more!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
