How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared? He starts to quiver! ;)
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying
I watched a documentary called Redline Carrera: birth of the memes. It all started with Paul Walker.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
A girl in my class started barking and I yelled out "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her and I felt bad after school I asked to drive her home and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one I yelled " THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car
I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
how do you start a dance party? go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying. My friend: what’s wrong? Me: nothing its just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
My teacher started talking about houses then I said I don't want that informansion.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story? - Juans upon a time
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.