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I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.

A girl in my class started barking and I yelled out "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her and I felt bad after school I asked to drive her home and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one I yelled " THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car

I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

how do you start a dance party? go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold

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Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying. My friend: what’s wrong? Me: nothing its just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.