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I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX

The type of society we live in

A picture of a child with a bowl cut wearing a green sweater with a teddy bear attached. The text says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Hey guys,

I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?

He starts to quiver! ;)

When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.