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My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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