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An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.

What starts with F and ends with CK?

Firetruck.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.

I'll start: Monokuma.

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.

Abandon ship!

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Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.