I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.