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Space

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

The Milky Way.

Bank robbery

Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.

Guy: Robin

Bank owner: Your last name?

Guy: Debank

Bank owner: Robin Debank?

Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!

Milf

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

Family

People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?

Orphan

Why does an orphan start with an "O"?

Because they only see their parents in their dream.

Magician

Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.

Hoe

Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.

Orphanage

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Orphanage

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

Poker

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

Seafood

Why should old women never eat seafood?

'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.

Happiness

I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?

Draft

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

Virgin

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

Lawyer

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start :)

Woman

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.