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I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.

Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?

Because this teen just started her period!

I'll start: Monokuma.

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.

Abandon ship!

Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"

I got 39,300,000 matches.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.