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An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.

What did the priest say during the christening?

"So anyway, I started blasting!"

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

I'll start: Monokuma.

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘

Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.

Abandon ship!

I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"

I got 39,300,000 matches.

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.