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I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.

Abandon ship!

Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

Why did the rapper start a gardening business?

He had mad ROOTS in the game.

How does a rapper start a race?

With a ready, set, FLOW!

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

It's all fun and games until they start dancing.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.