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Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

How does a rapper start a race?

With a ready, set, FLOW!

Why did the rapper start a gardening business?

He had mad ROOTS in the game.

I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"

I got 39,300,000 matches.

It's all fun and games until they start dancing.

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?

Because this teen just started her period!

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.