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You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

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Two people are on the image. One is about to hit the other with a guitar. The text on the image reads: "When your best friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you:".

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

Why did the rapper start a gardening business?

He had mad ROOTS in the game.

How does a rapper start a race?

With a ready, set, FLOW!

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.