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What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD