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Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!