Stand jokes
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"