Friend: If u don't like my bad jokes I will tell some stand up comedy. Me: But u are not standing:)
What does the f in orphan stand for- FAMILY😭😭 *ITS DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
The W in Africa stand for water
What some nasa stand for 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor? Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap. Son: But Daddy, I'm blind. Dad: Exactly.
What does the initials MAD stand for? Mothers Against Democrats
I got sent to the principals office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself
Are you a hotdog stand? Causw you make my hotdog stand ;)
after standing in line staring at mcdonalds menu for 17 minutes] me: ok im ready. can you help me not be sad all the time
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
stephen hawking cant stand for army
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone. In my theater we had a standing ovation!
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair
Why don’t she stand up for herself
GWEN ARE YOU DEAD?????? IF NOT I AM ALYA THANKS FOR ALWAYS STANDING UP FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them and all you can focus on is that trunk.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
When that one night stand says she has Aids butyou laugh "I choose D!" She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
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Symptoms of Schizophrenia The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize, because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions Hallucinations
once i was in south korea doing stand up comedy ... and i started with a "hidden" joke and i said: i'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful korea in the world ..... which is a good joke but they didn't get it .. and they looked at me badly ... so I said I'm here in the south which is more beautiful .... sud good, north booooooo. but still nothing, they kept glaring at me ... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea
