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2 cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: good thing i'm a helicopter.
Person: Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?
Stranger: Oh, just go Stand in the middle of the road.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL" .He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
What does NASA stand for. Nobody Asked Someone Answered.
the f in orphan stands for amily there is no f
Yo mama so ugly even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sort standing next to her
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: no one stands up. Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb.*waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
There are 4 people in a line three stand up and say we are standing up for cancer and then thers the one in the weelchair
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
A mom and her two children were eating at a place well playing trivia when she ask what does aids stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea but her daughter Emberlee who has always been a little odd says ‘’ An Intentional Disease’’ her brother mom just Stared!
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A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.
"What is it?" The doctor asks.
"I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
I hated getting bullied in school
because I could never stand up for my self
what keo stands for? kick elmo more
Nasa = Not Africa North America.that what nasa stands for
Yahahlmsyw That stand for You are has a whole let me show you why
Why is stephan Hawkins a bad husband? Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What does nasa stand for? Nose and smelly astronauts
