Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
People in Wheelchairs Should really stand up for themselves
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What does the PH stand for in orphan
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
