What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
my friend was in a crash so when he got put in a wheelchair people bullied him so i told him to stand up for him self
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight, all I had to do is say stand up
What does the initials MAD stand for? Mothers Against Democrats
What does the initials FEMA stand for? Federal Erection Management Agency
What does the initials CIA stand for? Central Intelligence of Assholes
What does the initials FBI stand for? Federal Bureau of Idiots
What does the initials UAW stand for? United Awesome Whores
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church? They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
What is the difference between the twin towers and Elton John
Elton John is still standing
What does a Viagra and Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's CHEEK
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Homeless man sees a woman about to jump off a bridge
A homeless man is walking along a road, and comes across a bridge. On the bridge is a woman standing on the railing, clearly about to jump. He approaches the woman.
"Hey lady, are you about to jump?"
"Back off! If you come any closer, I'll do it!" she replies.
"Well, that's fine," he says, "but before you do, can I ask a favor? I'm pretty down on my luck, and it's been a long time since I've felt the touch of a woman, so if it's all the same to you, would you have sex with me first?"
"Eww no, fuck off you creep!" the woman shouts back.
"Fine," the man says. "I'll just go wait at the bottom."