"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Stephen hawking least favorite song is- I still standing
She’s got 20 dudes in her DM’s telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?because they can’t stand up for themselves
What does E.T. stand for ? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for ? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for ? Shit happens.
If you are disabled and a comedian is it called stand down or sit up?
The w in Africa stands for wealth
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"
There's only on reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum. In her religion you NEVER pull out.
I orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey bum bum bum got a family
Could it be ligma. Ligma balls daddy
Stairs Steven hawkins cant stand stairs
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
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My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to to stand up for himself
Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya
Stand up for yourself! Oh come on walk it off.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with there dicks out?
The Twin Towers
