I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
A handicapped person tells a good joke,but he cant be a stand up comedian😂😂😂
what stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy
billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
what do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Q : Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
after a week of this she can't stand it any longer. the woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why?
Dad:where is my son Son:come join me me with musical chairs except we stand on them Dad:ok so do we put this round our neck Son:YES MUM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You’re so short you could sweep under your bed while standing.
Must. Escape. Meme. Existence is what meme stands for for some haters
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting
stand wait no
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline, maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem
What did the Army Solider say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store
🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 💶 💶 💸 💶 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰💰 👍 👍 👌 👌 😍 😍✌️✌️ 🌭 🍌 🕳 👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for? 👬 Gay man On Penis
A middle eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show, he starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? BOB What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
