Stand jokes
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence.
On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller what’s his name.
Post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5
So gg miller replied, “MILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAME”
So, we already know Star25’s real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en
But, there’s an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG.
So, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but let’s back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0’s new account’s videos. Since GG Miller’s name says, “Miller” in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0
So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0’s full name, which is, “Adrian Gorges Miller”.
Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
"Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.