You know, people allways tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the world trade center that? 🤔
A handicapped person tells a good joke,but he cant be a stand up comedian😂😂😂
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Your forhed is so big i could stand on it
what do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
what stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy
billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
St and in the corner
Q : Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
after a week of this she can't stand it any longer. the woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why?
Dad:where is my son Son:come join me me with musical chairs except we stand on them Dad:ok so do we put this round our neck Son:YES MUM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You’re so short you could sweep under your bed while standing.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline, maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem
stand wait no
Must. Escape. Meme. Existence is what meme stands for for some haters
No Matter How Hard i try i Will never be a Stand up Comedian
Symptoms of Schizophrenia The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize, because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions Hallucination
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
