Stand jokes
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”