Why did Muhammad Ali go down because he couldn't stand the cancer
Yo mama so tall!!! when she wake up from her bed she stands up and found NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Lesbian stands for L: Loving E: Extra S: Shitty B: bitches I: I A: am attracted to N: nice girls
What do you call two micahael j fox's standing next to eachother?
Parallel Parkinson's
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely
What does PEMDAS stand for? Penis enters my dad and sister
What does the PH stand for in orphan
People in Wheelchairs Should really stand up for themselves
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
A guy in a wheelchair said I stand for Boris and but I think he ment he sat for Boris
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying. tip 1. Ignore them, bullys are really just cowards. tip 2. Stand up for your self, its ok for people to also help you but you do the same for your self! 3. Just let them be, their just stupid! Love you-Iariah
yo mama so fat she stand on the scale and the scale says: i want your weight no your phone number
Teacher: " Stand up class" She is sitting down. Teacher: " Whoever stands up is stupid."
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two-tired...
A little boy went to church.. the priest said get in the following positions.. stand then kneel then bow.. the little boy replies.. can u hurry up and fuck me already
Julius’s wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, "there is a zebra crossing up the road", he said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am".
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot
