There was a man he came home with his friends from the bar and man; was he ever wasted. Their friends made sure to get him home safely the next morning he woke up and found blood all over his night stand he called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
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Stephan Hawking listens to the song Iam Still Standing and crys tohimself
its so sad that Stephen hawkings cant stand up for himself
somone was bullying stephen so i said why do you not stand up for your self
most poeple don't realize this, but the F in orphan, stands for family.
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Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
The cop that is on a 12 o clock shift says hands up
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
what does B.I.B.L.E stand for?? Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence
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-Heather-By-Conan Gray and watersharky-Remix- I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater You said it looked better on me than it did you Only if you knew how much I liked you But I watch your eyes as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She's got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were Heather Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder But how could I hate her, she's such an angel But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She's got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather Oh, I wish I were Heather Oh, oh, wish I were Heather Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were-
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied He couldn’t stand up for him self
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Me: I want to be a stand up comedian Friend: You have to be able to stand up
If the teachers tells you stand up if your not gay and there’s that one kid in the wheelchair
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes
Why don't parylized people kaugh they hate stand up comedy
