Stephen hawking least favorite song is- I still standing
She’s got 20 dudes in her DM’s telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
What does E.T. stand for ? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for ? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for ? Shit happens.
The d in Africa stands for democracy....
The w in Africa stands for wealth
If you are disabled and a comedian is it called stand down or sit up?
There's only on reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum. In her religion you NEVER pull out.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"
I orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey bum bum bum got a family
Stairs Steven hawkins cant stand stairs
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
No Matter How Hard i try i Will never be a Stand up Comedian
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to to stand up for himself
Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya
You know, people allways tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the world trade center that? 🤔
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Stand up for yourself! Oh come on walk it off.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with there dicks out?
The Twin Towers
Your forhed is so big i could stand on it
