Stand jokes
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Memes
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
What couldnāt the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldnāt stand up for himself.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.