F stand for family that's why orphan is spelled with ph
My initials are K.M.C
Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
Is it still stand up comedy if the comedian doesn’t have legs
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex's perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all they can't stand up for themselves
What does DNA stand for? National dyslexic assosiation
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
One day little Jonnys is in class it is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid stand up." lIttle Jonny stood up. The teacher asked him why do you think you're stupid. Little Jonny said I don't think I am stupid. Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone.
The teacher asks her class "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says "sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
the fat kid asked the teacher "is godzilla real" the teacher said "they're standing right infront of me"
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
when the south tower saw the north tower collapse he say I'm still standing.
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)
the s in america stands for safe.
You raise me up to stand on mountains said the drawf pornstar on my penis
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
