I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"
whats the diffrant between stephen hawking and rocket league you cant stand up
Why didn't steven Hawkins get into fights
Cause he couldn't stand up for himself
What does Trump stand for? Trump Runs Underneath My Penis
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand. And he said to the man Running the stand Hey Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?
technoblad: it is high vitamin b
quackiity: what does vitamin b stand for
tenchnoblad: broke
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand up.
Friend: If u don't like my bad jokes I will tell some stand up comedy. Me: But u are not standing:)
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! after all, they can't even stand up for themselves
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.
What does the initials ACLU stand for 🤔 American Communist Lawyers Union
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up. The grandmother says: Hey, jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad! Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks jantje to help her stand up. Jantje anwsers: No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad.
What does the Bible stand for? Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.
