Could it be ligma. Ligma balls daddy

Why couldn’t the bike stand up by itself?

Cause it was two tired

Yo man, stand up

short person stands

No, seriously man, stand up

What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd? A hipster!

What does BLM stand for? Bisexual Lifes Matter

What did the Army Solider say after he got his legs fixed?


why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges

I sit because i can’t stand you

The streets go blank in the dead of the day not a car to be seen A kingdom of corona-cation and it looks like moms the queen The wind is howling with this virus in the air Couldn’t keep it in china everyone knows it’s everywhere Don’t let friends in don’t be afraid Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal don’t feel your insanity That the virus caused!! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! Turn away and slam your doors! I don’t care what the government says! Let me go to my friends house Sickness doesn’t get to me anyway. It’s funny how some distance makes everyone insane And the fears that once controlled me are here and present oh well! It’s time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through! No right no wrong but stay inside! WERE NOT FREEEE!! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don’t let it go! Don’t let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I’ll stay!! Cause I have nothing better to do The virus flurries through the air into my house! The storm is spiraling fear and fractals all around!! And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!! What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past??? DONT LET IT GO DONT LET IT GO!! And you’ll rise at the break of noon! DONT LET IT GO DONT LET IT GO!! That’s morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT CAUSE THATS WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.

Who’s never the last man standing—Steven hawking

What does the initials bible stand for? Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

Stephan Hawking listens to the song Iam Still Standing and crys tohimself

its so sad that Stephen hawkings cant stand up for himself

Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself

Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?

Cause he can’t do stand up

Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.

Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!

Rachel: alright!

On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg

Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It’s cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes

friend: My bike doesn’t have a kick stand so it can’t stand up.

me: nah it’s just two tired.

These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can’t stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".

Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn’t just walked through the door. The owner responded, “I’m pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food.” When the man looked confused, the owner said; “Windows are nature’s vending machine.”