Stand jokes
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.