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Stand Jokes

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

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A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:

Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"

Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"

Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"

Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.

"Moo!" says the second.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

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