Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied He couldn’t stand up for him self
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl,i decided to help, she didn't stand a chance against both of us
Steven Hawkins has enough money to stand up but can’t grab the money
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
Yahahlmsyw That stand for You are has a whole let me show you why
Why didn't steven Hawkins get into fights
Cause he couldn't stand up for himself
What does DNA stand for? National dyslexic assosiation
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral. This friend asks his wife "Can I say a word?" "Of course" she says. The man stands up and says "Plethora" The man's wife says "Thanks, it means a lot"
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
When that one night stand says she has Aids butyou laugh "I choose D!" She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
This is a stand-up.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Stephen Hawking tried comedy. His first line ruined it. 'You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand.'
If Stephen hawking got into a fight he could not stand up for himself
2 cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: good thing i'm a helicopter.
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one, then he/she should stand up.
After a minute, a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
