Stairs jokes
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
me 3 yr ago
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