Stairs jokes
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.