Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Why did Steven Hawkings go to hell? Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven
Stairs Steven hawkins cant stand stairs
There's a one story house everything's yellow even the kitchen living room and bedrooms what colour is the stairs
Yo mama so fat. When she touched the stairs, it said to be continued!
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
