Stairs jokes

My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.

Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.

Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?

He couldn't make it up the stairs.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.

Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!

Who do Chinese people name their kids?

Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?

Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.

Stairs.

Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.

As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.

Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.

What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?

Ground beef.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.

Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.

Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.

What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.

The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.