Stairs jokes
I entered Kian's house. At the top of the stair, I was greeted by my greatest fantasy, JOHN. He said in a manly tone, "Hello there." I walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back. As I walked past his room, I felt uneasy. I walked into Kian's room to find no one. I turned around and gasped. John is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer. He pushed me onto Kian's bed. The bed was that bad it broke as I fell onto it. John says, "A broken bed is nothing to worry about." I look up at him in disbelief, he's more masculine than I thought. He thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch. He then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point I knew it was too late John, the fart he ripped (sticky to the touch) had me so in shock I wasn't ready for what was next, he picked and jumped on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadly, sticky to the touch fart I'd ever seen, it knocked me out. I awoke to find I was in the WALLS. I looked out to find I was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, I fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, I heard "GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK" I then knew I was in for some Kian treats.
The end
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
My boyfriend said if I kiss him, I'll get lucky. I fell down a flight of stairs.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.