Stairs jokes
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
me 3 yr ago
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.