When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
