Stairs jokes
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?