What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs
Yo mama so fat. When she touched the stairs, it said to be continued!
How do you know that Americans hate exercise? 9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?!
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs
there’s no hope.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower
I somehow broke more than 206
I broke 342
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying
sams mum is so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought east enders finished
goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs and he said dam 🦫
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.
When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Shut the fuck up u fat bitch u always like to roast others but u cant walk up the stairs whithout passing out u fat stupid bitch and i caught you break into someones house just to steal a peace of candy fat ass bitch.
your mum so fat she broke the stairs down to the frigde
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
There's a one story house everything's yellow even the kitchen living room and bedrooms what colour is the stairs
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
