Stairs jokes
A song about yellow and blue beans.
Engines shut off when accelerating, Babu is wearing a hat and gloves. Rain is like honey. Bob remembered the sentence as best he could. Latex Master has reached the ninth level. These are weapons of atheism in the narrow sense.
Long live the world! Cars, cars everywhere! Bob Perselbaum resisted. It quickly turns yellow and blue. Little Roach, look, Bob, of course!
Glory comes and loss is great. Three types of copper filling. The stairs are covered with lego pieces, Take a closer look at the snowman, a type of flowering plant. There is no science that saves time from fog. "The war against slavery!" - The Complete Guide to Bob Fuller.
Long live the world! Cars, cars everywhere! Bob Perselbaum resisted. It quickly turns yellow and blue. Hang a laminate. Bob, that's right!
How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None, he fell.
My boyfriend said if I kiss him, I'll get lucky. I fell down a flight of stairs.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.