Stairs jokes

I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They chuck a pan down the stairs.

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.

There’s no hope.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.

I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?

'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.

He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.

Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.

Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.

Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.

God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.

Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?

A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.

Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.

The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.

The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”