Stairs jokes
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.