Stairs jokes
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."