This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Stairs Jokes
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
