What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
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What is harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking JK rolling.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
life as an elevator has its ups and downs
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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Presidents: are normal physically
Biden: t r i p s o v e r a f u c k i n g s t a i r
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love." I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
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Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs
there’s no hope.
