My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
What has 2 wheels and screams A disabled i dropkicked down the stairs
Why did the girl never go upstairs ? Because she had no legs .
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
This disabled girl stared rolling after me so I ran to the stairs
My Wife Slept With Another Man And Got Pregnant, She Told Me 9 Weeks Later, I Said It's Ok And Told Her Let's Talk Downstairs, So I Pushed Her Down The Stairs
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
credits: to my freind
Why can't Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn't make it up the stairs
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
What do you call staring stares
Stares
Why did stephen Hawking make it to heaven? He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
Who do Chinese people name their kids
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire... the top of the stairs
Why did Steven Hawkings go to hell? Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening
put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
stephen hawkins couldnt make it to heaven cause there was stairs so he rolled down to hell
the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs
