Stairs jokes
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What goes white, black, white, black, red?
A zebra falling down the stairs.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.