Sport jokes

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home is.

What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?

"Kobe crash!"

Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

They eat the bat.

Siu!!

Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?

A: A baseball field has a home base.

I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.

Why don't orphans play football?

They can't find home.

Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?

He had no legs.

Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because he didn’t know where home was.

P = Person (not original "pun")

P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!

(Communications with this person are now blocked)

When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"

What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?

You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:

12 tap ins

11 pointless dribbles

10 fixed league titles

9 missed penalties

8-2

6 dives

500 million robbed from Barca

4 UCL semi losses

3 times he blamed Higuain

2 retirements

And a transfer to a farmers league.

What is the definition of Endless Love?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!

Why don’t orphans play football?

They have no home field.

What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.