Sport jokes
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Manchester City is gay.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Siu!!
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.