Sport jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't go to home plate.

What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.

What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?

I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

Because they can’t go home.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.

One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!

Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.

Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!

Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?

A: Because the ball comes back.

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.

"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"

"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?

The finish line at the Boston marathon.

What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?

"Use the horse!"

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.

My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”

Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”

Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?

They cannot run home.

What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?

A fishing pole.

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.