Sport jokes
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Manchester City is gay.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Siu!!
Memes
when you go hiking and you see a bear
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!