Sport jokes
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Memes
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.