Sport jokes
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Manchester City is gay.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.