I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
