Sport jokes
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Manchester City is gay.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Siu!!
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)