Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.