Sport jokes
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.