Sport jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Memes
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.