Sport jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Memes
Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.