Sport jokes
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.