Sport jokes
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Memes
Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.