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Sport Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
