Sport jokes
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Memes
Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.