Sport jokes
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Memes
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.