Sport jokes
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.