Sport jokes
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.