Sport jokes
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Memes
Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.