Sport jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.