Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
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Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.