Sport jokes
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
This is me when I go surfboarding.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.