Sport jokes
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Memes
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Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.