Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Sport Jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
