Sport jokes
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Memes
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Messi chiquito...
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Lessi
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.