Sport jokes
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Messi is really messy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.