Sport jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
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Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.