Sport jokes
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Memes
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What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."