What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
