Sport jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.