Sport

Sport jokes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home plate.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?

They don't have a home to run to.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

A baseball player has a home to run to.

News

And Sterling has taken a dive.

That's all for financial news, back to the football.

Pancake

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

Cigarette

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

Penaldo

I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!