Sport jokes
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.