"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
