AHOY SPONGEBOB! I JUST COMMITED HOMICIDE IN SYRIA, AND THE ONE-PARTY STATE IS AFTER ME FUCKING ASS! ARGAGAGAGAGAGA!
You know your high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell 'SpongeBob i know your in there!'
If a pirate was a pervert he would say “are you ready kid?”
spongebob: easy now you try first get a jar patrick: *picks up nuke* spongebob: patrick that's a nuke patrick: yes nuke: *boom*
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist? A feminist has hair.
(Thi isn't really a joke btw anyway ) SpongeBob me boy ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours agahgahagahagahagah
