Spongebob

Spongebob jokes

Friend

  • My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

    It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

    Palestinian

  • What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

    One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

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  • Water

  • "Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

    "Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

    "How much have you found so far?"

    "Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]

    High

  • You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

    Community talk

  • ★ intro: dankton ★ Let me just grab this, yep, put that there, zap that, grab this here little voice module, insert that, add the bbl and oh, my god, kare-baby, you're back!

    ★ chorus: karen & dankton ★ Back with a vengeance, a mac got extended More than an os, i am snappin', avengers Back from the dead, bitch i came out the trenches Opps gettin' red, leave 'em dead, like redemption (yeah) Ms paint, paint the block r… Read more

  • What are your favorite foods, shows, and animals?

    Mine are Food: Chocolate. Shows: Spongebob. Animals: Elephant!

    Write yours in the Comments!