Spongebob jokes
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
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