What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
