Spongebob

Spongebob Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

"How much have you found so far?"

"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]