What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
SpongeBob did 9/11
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
