Spongebob

Spongebob Jokes

Palestinian

What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

Meat

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Friend

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

Mama

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Priest

What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?

SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.

Bin Laden

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Homicide

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

Pedo

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

High

You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

Teeth

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Water

"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

"How much have you found so far?"

"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]

Osama Bin Laden

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.