Bikini Bottom jokes

"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

"How much have you found so far?"

"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?

Malaysia Flight 370.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.