Bikini Bottom jokes

What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?

Malaysia Flight 370.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

"How much have you found so far?"

"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]

Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?

A: Rock Bottom.

Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.

Patrick: *picks up nuke*

Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!

Patrick: Yes.

Nuke: *boom*

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"