Bikini Bottom jokes

"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

"How much have you found so far?"

"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?

Malaysia Flight 370.

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?